Cool Mom

Just now in the bathroom:
"Mom I just found a toad in the mulch."
"He's so cute."
Keep applying mascara. Eyes looking younger by the second...I tell myself.
"I need to wash my hands they're sticky."
"Put him in the tub."
God I am so cool. How many moms would let their 6 year olds put a freakin' TOAD in the bathtub?!
God I am wayy cool.
Keegan washes hands.
"Mom I love you more than anything."
Yes.  I know this. I am soo cool.
"I love you too Keegan."
"Let's see how he's doing, Keeg. Yup. Good in the tub."
"Mom, I think I'll wash the toad."
"Fine, just don't use soap." God I am COOL and funny.
"Aaaand now I'll just dry him off...."
On my brand new Pottery Barn hand towel............................................
Shit.
Why do I get full of myself? WHY??????!!!!!!!