Remember

I have had a whole pot of coffee this morning. I am used to buying my coffee in the morning now, and so mine tastes awful.  I grimaced through every sip.
 I am one of "those" people who is not listening to Suze Orman or Dave Ramsey about coffee in their budget.
Look Suze. Do you have two small children to get out the door to daycare in the morning?
Do you spend 15 minutes arguing about whether or not the Golden Ninja should go in the backpack?
I didn't think so.
Shut it.
The weather is absolutely unreal. It has now been winter for a year.
Here is the good news. It has been winter so long that I am now able to fit back into my pre-pregnancy winter clothes!
I have a whole bin of black pants that fit again!  By the time it's summer (2014) I will be back into all of my skinny summer clothes.
Thank you Mother Nature!
The most disgusting depressing thing happened last night and for some of you, you will want to go back to Nature! and just stop there.
I was applying my new Holy Mother of God Expensive Eye Cream from my new favorite person Faye-the woman who is going to make me look 21 and I found a chin hair the length of Sylvester's whisker growing out of MY chin!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????!!!
Now look, I knew I had a chin hair.
And I had been taking care of it loooooong before it ever got to the point that it was VISIBLE on Google Earth for Lord's sake!
I almost threw up!
What is happening to me???
I am neglecting even the little things!!
So, yes, I did it.
I did what any mother of three with a husband, full-time job, and a lobotomized brain would do:
I made a calendar reminder!
That's right.
From now on, every month, I will remember to check for the chin hair.
Look, people, some things are essential to remember.
Change the insulin, get more cat litter, check the balance in the check book, and make sure no on can see what's happening with that hair......................................
Just a gentle reminder is all I need.