Thursday, December 27, 2012

In the mood?

My doctor was booked up this week so I saw a nurse practitioner today.
She was very knowledgeable..............................................
Sometimes I wonder if I should have shopped around a little more....hmmm...
Well, too late now.
I am 38 weeks and 1 day and the nurse stripped my membranes.
Isn't that the grossest term ever??!!
I had visions of these huge bloody strips being pulled out of my vagina.  Crude.
IT IS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
Basically it's a little fiddlin' and diddlin' down there. Now I'm just super crampy. It probably won't work and now I'll just be fat, irritable, aaaand crampy. Super.
She told me I can try having sex tonight because that might get things going too.
Really?  Oh can I?!!
There is nothing sexier than the last week of pregnancy.
I think it's really interesting that the THING that got us into this 3rd baby deal is the THING that can get us out of it.  Well, not OUT of it, but the baby OUT....
Isn't life peculiar?
Keegan just came into my room dressed in green from head to toe.
He is Peter Pan and I can't call him Keegan.
"Keegan's in Never Land.  And I missed Christmas, so are there any presents for me?"
Ohhhhh good try.
"I am out of presents, sorry."
And really, the next person getting a present around here is going to be me, after 9 months of this.
I plan to buy it for myself at the liquor store or Kate Spade.  Thank you to me.
Well, that's all I know right now.  Just waiting patiently for Will to get home so we can do it.  Nothing like planned sex....or blogging about it....
Keegan just came upstairs with his green shirt cut along the sleeves and bottom..to look more "Peter Pan-authentic"  I do not remember giving permission for altering clothing.  Is he into costume design?  Could this be a good thing orrrr.....Really, I don't care as long as he leaves my clothes alone.
However, I might let him to take his shears to my maternity clothes once this is over.
I don't plan to have a use for them-EVER AGAIN.

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