Wednesday, December 19, 2012

It's The End...

Oh my Lord, I just want to sit around in my "gift with purchase" Ulta robe all day.
The problem is that it's polka-dot and I look exactly like that big fat animal from the Dr. Seuss book Put Me in the Zoo.
Even Will thought so.  "You sure like your robes."
Sigh....
Doctor Heegaard said that we can induce in two weeks. That means that baby will be here the 2nd or 3rd unless he comes on his own.
If he hasn't come on his own after everything we've been through....he's not coming on his own.
On time, anyway.
I have this real hang up with deadlines. If something is supposed to happen by a certain date, than it's supposed to happen.  Period.
No more fooling around.
Speaking of certain dates, apparently we are getting close to the end of the Mayan calendar which might be a predictor of the end of the world...
BIG HUGE SIGH here.
When you are are two weeks away from giving birth to your baby, the absolute last freakin' thing you want to think about is the world ending.
So I am not going to.
If God thinks this is the time for the second coming, then he can just whisk us away. We will go willingly. In the meantime, I am going to keep washing baby clothes and buying bins, baskets and storage totes in the hopes that the Mayans weren't really on to something...

I know this is terrible to say because it's only December 19, but I want to take down our Christmas tree.
I am a horrible horrible person, I know.
Here's the thing:  It isn't taking any more water, which clearly is a sign that it's given up on life, and if you even so much as breathe near it, about 1000 dry needles fall off.
I was finding last year's needles up until two months ago...ggggguuuuhhh.  Now it starts all over again. And really, a new baby and dried up pine needles?  Porcupine baby for sure.
Well, I decided I was going to inventory the freezer, so I think I'll start.
Really it's just an excuse to throw out old food, and we know how much I love to throw things away!
I am going to have to wear mittens, though.
Huge polka dot robe and mittens. I have never looked better.....

No comments: