Round 2!

Sigh. The carpet cleaners just showed up.
"Uh, Miss, your cat here. He, uh, where do you want me to put him?"
Carpet guy full of old cat. Ugh.
"Uh, Miss-"
"Really it's Melissa. Just call me Melissa."
"Is your husband strong?"
"What?"
Why am I always alone in the house when this shit happens??
"I'm going to lift the chair onto the couch, and I am just wondering if he's strong enough to lift it down."
I don't think I want to tell Will about this.
I think the carpet cleaner thinks I must be married to a little person..or maybe a really old guy.
Shit balls..
Say, uh, why suddenly all the home repairs when you're on bed rest with no money?
Exactly.
But fireplace Dave owed us work on a part and this was some kind of "good deal" for the carpets I guess. And we only have carpet in two rooms in the house-downstairs. Mind the black trim though!  Don't want it to distract your carpet cleaning! Oh I will eventually shut up...
I hear a lot of noise down there. This makes me think that they are finding a lot of old cat puke that I didn't know about..sigh...