Today's Happenings

Here's what I know:
Nieman Marcus is selling Best Friends stocking caps for Christmas. One friend wears the BEST, the other wears FRIENDS.
Katy Perry and John Mayer appear to be "on" again. I really hate his mohawk.
Rosie O'Donnell is the only celebrity woman who has had a heart attack or at least is "talking about it."
According to Dr. Oz if you spin in circles every day for 10 minutes while chanting Tibetan Chants, you will live 10 years longer.
Sigh.
Do you see what bed rest reduces a person to? Do you??
I ran one teeny errand to the ATM to buy stamps. I was so thrilled to be alone in the car by myself. I thought about doing a Thelma and Louise and just taking off, but I realized I was in old velour pants and my FitFlops..so I scrapped the idea FOR NOW.
Will took my Run U Mother magnet off the new car because he said the orange doesn't match.
This from a guy who has put Wisconsin Badger crap all over his car.  Wow. Red and white go with EVERYTHING!!!
I am so mad that he threw it away that I have already found 4 of his ridiculous high school basketball trophies and I may accidentally on purpose run them over when I go to get stamps.
I thought you got stamps?
My card wouldn't work, so I spent 15 minutes on the phone trying to figure out why I couldn't buy stamps when I have money in my account. At least enough money to buy stamps. Let's be clear.
And I have time to figure these things out, so why not take advantage?
My father in law is here helping and he has read an entire novel today while all I have done is filled up my Gap Kids shopping cart with 25 pairs of tutu leggings for Maren and 12 baby hats, ate lunch, took a nap, and argued with the cat about how much room he takes up on my pillow. Oh yes, and talked to the bank about stamps. I forgot about that.
I would definitely say that this bed rest thing is NOT affecting my mental state at all. No sir.