Monday, July 31, 2006

Monday

What a boring title..seriously. But I don't feel that "zippy" right this minute. I have to go the doctor in an hour. Ugh. I am constantly there lately. I am getting nervous that I am becoming one of those paranoid people who at every little symptom of anything runs to the doctor. HOWEVER, webmd.com is worse! What a horrible website! The minute you punch in even one little thing: lower back pain, for instance, a whole slew of diseases show up. Last week, I was convinced I had contracted HIV, malaria, some rare form of bird flu and that I might be pregnant with triplets. I am staying away from webmd..it is too much for someone like me who makes Mt. Everest out of a molehill.
So I will go the doctor AGAIN today and he will poke around and oh..blech..but I decided to wear a baseball cap. I wonder how many women go the OB GYN with baseball caps on..just that little paper gown on, sitting in the examining room..AND a baseball hat on..I don't know, I just thought I would be different.

It is at least 150 degrees out. I don't remember it EVER being this hot in Minnesota..EVER. This must be due to global warming. I am sure I have contributed with all the hairspray I used in college. (NO, I don't want to hear anything from the scientists out there right now..just let me ramble.)
I also have two weeks off before I go back to get my classroom ready. This means I have two full weeks of VACATION.
I live in the most boring town in Minnesota.
This is not going to be easy.
But my goal is to NOT call Will every five minutes or to e-mail.
"Good morning this is Will."
"Hi."
"Hiiii..."
"What are you doing?"
"Um, I'm working. Just like I was when you called me five minutes ago."
"Oh, right..riiiighhhht. Um..well, I was just calling to say I love you."
"I love you too."
"And that I might have malaria."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, I was on webmd. and you know I am having some lower back pain..and..."
So, you see I really need to make sure that I stay BUSY. That is my goal.
We will see how this pans out. I will keep you posted.

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