It's VOLVO

Today is day two of the "run around because Will and Melissa always have some dicking around thing that doesn't go smoothly" debacle.
I don't know what your life is like because I am too busy to read your blog (hahahahahaha) but it seems as if Will and I always have some stupid crap that just can't run smoothly.
Right now it's our car. The check engine light came on two days ago and now I need to have the diagnostics done on it.
OF course, I was sent to the wrong dealership yesterday and it was only after Marky Mark explained to me that I was at the wrong place, did we get it straightened out.
I don't know why Marky Mark is working at Buick Walser and not working on a movie, but yesterday, he was at the dealership.
Now that I think about it, I think there are two Wahlberg brothers. Maybe I am mixing them up.  Oh who cares.
Ok so today I am off to a VOLVO dealership in God only knows what suburb. And if I get there and the guy working at the VOLVO dealership cannot pronounce VOLVO correctly, I am leaving.  "We don't service Vulvos here."
You can't even pronounce it why would I think you would service it????!!!
I have a real hang up about pronounciation and I have heard our car called everything but VOLVO.  Vulvo, vulva, Vulvu.  Sigh.....
It is Friday and today Will's Aunt Judy is leaving. She has been here all week, and really is a lovely older woman. Sweet as pie.  I mean, think Mrs. Piggle Wiggle meets Mr. Roger's wife.
Maren won't have anything to do with her.
This is HUGELY embarrassing. I have never seen my daughter have so many snits in one week's time.
No! NO! NOOOOOO!! out of her mouth every time Aunt Judy gets near here.
I am seriously worried about my daughter's judgment.
Would this have been a better situation if Aunt Judy had come in all "tatted" up with multiple piercings on a Harley?
Would Maren have just run to her and loved her up?
 Does Maren LIKE the rough and tumble women? How can this be? Who does she know like that?  I mean Ernesto is the closest thing and he's gone now...
Lord.
So now Gramma Linda will come back on Monday and Maren can get back to the shy, demure creature that we know and love.....................................................
I think Maren has the personality I SHOULD have had in my 20's and early 30's. How can this be at 2?
Okay, so Aunt Judy is washing the windows and I am on my computer and I am sure she is thinking I am a horribly selfish individual. I feel judged a lot, and I am probably really just judging myself, like usual.  But I really think it is easier to have a complete stranger wash your windows. There is no familial guilt involved........

I am off to the VOLVO dealer. Let's all say it together: VOLVO.  Who's going to be there to check me in today? Probably Steven Spielberg. Why not?