Says Who

So it's really hard to find the time, but I managed to squeeze in a few seconds to look up "quotes about bed rest."
I have also looked up why they changed the original flavors in LifeSavers too-and you'd be surprised how many people are as perturbed about that as I am.

Anyway, I love the internet because I can find absolutely ANYTHING I am looking for including mittens for cats. I found these while looking for mittens for Maren, and you know, Sylvester never wants to go outside in the winter, so I am thinking this is something I should add to my virtual shopping cart.  $30,015.00.
Okay so here are some motivational quotes:

"Down time is growing time!"
Nope. Sorry. This one doesn't not excite me at all.
Last night I ate a Subway sandwich, chips AND a full bowl of Captain Crunch, and I was still hungry. So all this means to me is:  "The longer you are off your feet, the fatter you are going to get.  Now try that pregnancy weigh-in site, and see how many pounds you're over!"

Next up:
"Pregnancy bed rest saves lives!"
Oh my Lord.  Nothing like scare tactics to keep a person motivated to stay down.
I refuse to live my life that way. What a bummer. Sorry.

And then:
"Your job right now is to grow your babies."
Yes. I know this. This is my third baby. I can grow babies like no one's ever seen. Honestly. I grow babies when we aren't even TRYING. I'm like an annual garden for babies. But I also have another job that pays me money so that I can afford the babies that I keep growing. I am not getting paid for laying here.  In fact I am losing dollars by the second because my on-line shopping carts are filling up!  But it's a nice thought to just be a baby grower-really.

And finally:
"Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."
Bingo!  Judges we have a winner!