Party On!

Keegan has two birthday parties today. This is the biggest day of his life.
"What time am I going to the parties?"
"Soon. 15 minutes. You need socks on."
"Then can I go to the party?"
"I don't know if I can go to the party now.  Are these chicken pox on my face?"
"No, those aren't chicken pox. You have a scratch."
"Now can I go to the party?"

Will is going with Keegan because obviously I am really busy here on bed rest.
"Dad are we late?"
"Keegan we're not going anymore."
Oh he is funny.
Not.

I have a very busy day.
I am going to shower.
Dry my hair.
Look for toddler mittens to add to my plethora of shopping carts.
I mean, look, it's a big day.
Sigh.

I have started tweeting, but no one is following me, so I think this means I am just tweeting myself. Should I respond to my own tweets?
That will be a sign that I have really lost it.
Maybe I'll just blog 74 times a day.
It's pretty much the same thing on a grander scale, I suppose.