Here is what I can't stand today.
Facebook. We knew this already, but it's even worse now that I have no idea how to do anything on there...I logged in and..
I am like a dinosaur. A crabby pregnant dinosaur who doesn't understand Facebook.
And I hate when Keegan asks me to put the Lego arms on his Lego guys because they are little and awkward and I pinch my swollen fingers...
The two things I loathe.
I have realized that I am in a place in my life where I want to know who my real friends are. And I can't work all day with people, or barely know them since high school and then come home and read about what they are doing that is so so "great".
I just left you at school! I haven't seen you in 22 years! You weren't doing anything that special before...how did you get so cool by the time you got home???!!!
Come to think of it. If you are REALLY my friend, I had better know what cool thing you are doing anyway, looooonggg before you post it because I am SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIEND and we talk to each other!!!
And what about me on there??
I am getting fatter by the second and I am crabby (a-ha! That "I don't feel so fat" feeling didn't last at all-sucker!) (Shut up you!)...how is my crabbiness going to miraculously change just because I post a "cool picture" taken last summer when I looked better??!! Or how about a status update: Making dinner! Kids are bickering! I can't drink any wine! I can't get these stupid Lego arms on Batman! God I love being home after work!
Seriously!!??
No one is going to care!! In fact they'll just think I'm bitchier than they thought!!
Ugh. See what I get myself into??
So for now, I guess God is saying NO to Facebook.
And dammit, Lego, someone work on making those arms easier to put on!
They pinch!
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