"Why doesn't Anakin ever toot in the Clone Wars?"
"Where was I when Maren was made?"
"Did you buy her at the hospital?"
"Mom, why do you have whiskers on your pee-pee?"
"Why don't we have mermaids in our neighborhood?"
a. Jedi's don't toot.
b. Dad's answer: You were with Grandma Linda (?????)
Mom's answer: I am pretty sure you were sleeping......but it could have been that weekend no never mind, you were sleeping.........
c. No, we just got her there. They were out of the ones who sleep through the night...sigh...
d. Because I haven't had a real bikini wax in a year, thanks Keegan and once again, the bathroom door isn't locked, thus just another example of not letting your Mom have even two minutes alone to pee...AND IT's NOT a PEE-PEE it's a VAGINA.."What's a BAGINA?" Oh NEVER MIND!!!
e. They all moved away because of Ernesto....
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