It's Always Something

"So there might be a slight problem with the new car."
"What? What slight problem?"
"Well I don't know, but I might have to buy the old one and then Toyota might have to buy the old one from me because Mazda isn't recognizing that we want to buy out our lease earl-"...........................whah whah Charlie Brown voice not listening, not hearing you because I don't understand the words you are saying now... I am not giving the new car back if that is what you are starting to tell me..........
Who gives new cars back?
Drug dealers.
Car stealers.
Ernesto.
This is God telling me not to covet material possessions.  This is a lesson.
Why are MY lessons always so hard?
Oh thank you that I did NOT post status:  Got a sweet new ride! on Facebook.
Think of all the thumbs up! I would have had!!
Ugh.
How would I have explained??!! to ALLLL those thumbs ups??!!
Who knows about our new car?
5 people tops.
Who reads this blog?
No one.
Thank you Lord.
Maybe it's not that bad.
Okay. Deep breath.
Just called Will.
"I am not giving the car back. They will have to find me first."
Good that doesn't sound like a criminal. Nope. Not at all.