You Can't Fool Me

Okay, I see now..I understand.
Allll this time I have been panicky about Keegan not starting school until the ripe old age of 6, you know because his birthday falls in the spring, and he is small for his age, and I would rather have a slightly older more mature school-aged child, than an immature turd like some of my 7th grade boys...
but I get it now..I understand why there is all this buzz around me about kids starting school younger and younger:
BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR DAYCARE ANY LONGER THAN THEY HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit.
It has NOTHING to do with the genius they think their child is. They are just sick and tired of writing a check every month that equals their house payment.

So the next time someone talks to me about how little Avery is sooooooo smart and she is just sooooo ready to start school even though she is only 9 1/2 weeks old.. I am going to say "Bullshit. You just wrote the first daycare check for two children and it scared you senseless."

Well, me too. When can Maren start first grade?