Weird and Wonderful

Oh for Lord's sake. I just changed Keegan's diaper and poop was black.
What the-?
"Did you eat dirt?"
"Momma I don't eat dirt."
Of course you don't. Just tea bags. And there is not dirt right now, it's winter..
No answers yet.
Call to daycare lady.
End up talking to daycare lady's husband who claims his dogs have the same kinds of problems sometimes.
No help and TMI about the dogs.
Call to Will:
"I am busy practicing Zach's best man speech."
"You're practicing a speech you're giving in JUNE? Where are you?"
"In my car. I'm driving..Just talking out loud."
What the-? No time to really process this.
"Keegan's poop is black."
"Mom I don't eat poop."
Thank you Keegan. You are still no help. And you didn't hear me correctly anyway.
Will states: "Oh that's just blue-"
Jusssst as I am googling "black poop."
We both finish together: "Blueberries."
"Yeah, blueberries turn your poop black, like asparagus makes your pee smell."
Thank you Will.
Actually I think it's coffee that makes your pee smell and asparagus turns your pee green...
But I digress...
So I have just learned something new and really weird..and now I just kind of want to get some more blueberries and see if it's the same for adults, but never mind.

I am 20 weeks pregnant and guessss what???!!
IT'S A GIRL!!
Yep..and I am already panicking about how we are going to pay for her wedding..
Will MADE me wait to find out the results of our ultrasound until we went to dinner over the weekend. Actually I am really really glad that he did, and I have decided that he is right 97% of the time now. His percentage has gone up considerably.
We sat at the bar, Will sipping his drink, me sipping my non-alcoholic skunk beer..mmm mmm good, and we opened up the envelope the ultrasound lady had given us.
It was a really cool moment for us.
This pregnancy has been so different. Work and raising a child kind of take a front seat right now, and so I am really really thankful to have that memory for this baby.
She deserves it.
I am so excited to have a daughter I cannot believe it, and these next 4 months or so cannot go fast enough.
And not just because I want a glass of wine so badly...


Tonight we are making frozen pizza for dinner, and I am typing this wearing four layers of sweaters. We need to clean our oven so badly that we have to open the window when we use the oven or the smoke alarm will go off...I do NOT want any judgment here. I don't KNOW when to clean it..I can't be around the fumes and if I leave the house while it's cleaning, I am scared to death the house will burn down. THAT is a fear my mother put into me years ago.
I wonder what kinds of fears I will instill in my daughter?
OH! I know! I know..My darling daughter..if you eat blueberries................