Weird

"Honey, you're in charge of Keegan during the Packer game."
"What? Will..why am I in charge of him?"
"Because if I want to watch something you get funny about making me do things. And I am just saying that I am going to watch the game. So you're in charge of him."
This makes it sound like I am going to make
Will go outside and scrape the driveway in 10 below weather during the NFC championship game. Doesn't it?
Why would I do that?
I would never do that.
Will is weird.

Speaking of weird. I went out with some girls from work on Friday night and I drank so much beer that I don't remember much.
That is weird.
"You were a dancing machine," according to my friend Beth.
Really? I don't recall that. Weird. But I have a bump on the back of my head. Does this mean I was break dancing?? God.
Probably.

Look work has been stressful. This may account for the amount of beer I consumed on Friday.
I seem to have some issues with some people at work...I have tried.
I know you don't believe me, but I have.
HOWEVER I am almost 36 and this is what I think: people shouldn't have to try THAT hard if they aren't your family or your husband.
Ahahahahahahaha! Just kidding! Now go outside, Will, and scrape the driveway because the game is starting! Love you!!