Whoever invented the Crock Pot is a fucking genius.
Thank you Mr. Crock Pot.
And I don't care if it's not "hip" or "cool" or Heidi Klum doesn't even know what a crock pot is..
SHE doesn't commute an hour each way to teach 7th grade turds each day... I also know that right now HER baby isn't chewing on a plastic lion in his exersaucer while SHE praises the LORD for small miracles like Crock Pots so that SHE can have a Mich Ultra and BLOG for once in her LIFE!
Will is going to LOVE this Crock Pot thing..happy wife=happy husband=happy sex!
Hopefully my family has lost interest and stopped reading my blog.
Let's hope.
At least my dad.
Let's hope.
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