Dancing on the Ceiling

So I just fed Keegan some peas and he hates them..here's the thing about starting solid foods with a baby: it's kind of a good news, bad news thing for them..
"The good news is you don't have to solely drink your dinner anymore. The bad news is..I am now going to give you mushed up carrots and peas..and I don't even eat them."
I know this is probably horrible of me..but the look on his face when I put the peas in his mouth is PRICELESS..I LOVE it..this is terrible I know..and I should stop..but he scrunches up and he can't talk, so you know he is thinking: "What in the f*ck?" and it is just so PRICELESS to see that look on MY kid's face..anyway..peas, not a hit.

Okay so our pastor at the wedding..not a hit either. The look on my face and Will's face during the wedding..pretty much like when Keegan eats peas.
Listen, I have blocked out most of it because I really really loved our wedding..it was outdoors, our best friends and family were there..my HAIR turned out..I fit into the DAMN dress..the mules left us alone...Will looked smashing..Will didn't run away before the wedding..you know..I mean basically things were GREAT...but our pastor..he just..well, he just took a turn and he just I don't know..he just kept running and Will said later: "I wanted to stop him and say I'm going to go back up there and walk down again."
Personally, I wanted to stop him and just FINISH what he meant to say.
Because here's the deal..what he meant to say..was that you aren't going to heaven if you're just a good person.. if you don't believe that Jesus is the son of God..well that has to be your ticket in.. and that is FINE..we believe that..and OKAY..we KNEW he would say that but we HOPED it would just SUBTLY be mentioned and well you know.. we could JUST MOVE ON to what what the day was about namely our WEDDING..however, I am sure you can guess that it didn't..somehow Jerry Falwell showed up.. and at some point, I think I passed out from disbelief and when I came to..it was time to say our vows..
Have you ever been in a situation that you can't believe is happening to you..like it just isn't right? Like it just isn't you? I mean the MESSAGE by the pastor said in the right way, YES..that is us..but this..NO..it was NOT..
it was like a bad American Idol performance..where you really LOVE the Lionel Richie song, but the guy singing it just is NOT the guy to sing it..does that make sense? ANYWAY..we got through it and the rest was GOOD and it's not videotaped so it's not like we have to re-live it..even if we wanted to..this is probably good because I really really love Lionel Richie..