I have 203 days left in my pregnancy...how many days are there in a YEAR? Oh that's right 365..I have the better part of a YEAR left to be fat..
I think this is going to be the "down-in-the-dumps" blog, so if you are one of those people who ALWAYS sees life as a glass half full..then go drink your glass on some other blog today..because I feel crabby..
I want the baby now! Why can't I sit on an egg? Because then I'd be a penguin with a husband who was out cavorting with other women penguins with no sense of committment and I would be a depressed penguin..Will! I am glad you are not a penguin.
(I saw March of the Penguins last year..what a TERRIBLE movie..all that walking and standing in the cold...and no monogamy and oh blech..) maybe I should be glad I am me..
The window guy just left our house..He came to fix the windows..you will recall our bug incident. Of course now, all the bugs are DEAD because it's winter, and we don't have a bug problem..I purposely didn't vacuum this week just to prove that we still had some "hangers-on". I didn't want the window guy thinking we made it up!
Will has a dinner tonight for his work. Spouses weren't invited..either that or he's taking his slim, un-pregnant spouse that I don't know about..but that would make him a penguin, and I don't think he is..he is just too great..
I got my eyebrows waxed today. And I looked at maternity clothes on Gap.com. It made me feel better to see beautiful models with BIG stomachs..Even if they probably are just wearing a pillow..dammit..
The BEST thing is that Will keeps saying I am beautiful.. I am not sure if he is being paid to say this, but it still feels good to hear, and to think that he still loves me so much...even when I feel very un-beautiful..
I am one lucky duck...
(Ducks mate for life, you know.)
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