Just another day...

There is one roll of toilet paper left in the entire house..and we are sharing it..does this happen at your house..No, I am sure you're perfect and keep everything meticulously stocked at all times, so please just keep it to yourself..but some of us are busy..watching birds and blogging...Anyway, WE do have kleenex so it's not like we're using the litter box yet, but I know I am going to have to go to Target today and it's cloudy..cloudy days mean shopping..It's a bit like the groundhog who comes out in February..if he sees his shadow there's more winter, at least I think that's right..anyway..the POINT I am making is that it's cloudy and so I FEEL like spending money..Do you see the connection between the groundhog and shopping? Me either, but it was worth a try...Anyway, I am sure I will get a handle on spending before I leave the house with some deep-breathing exercises or something..

The chipmunk has discovered how to eat out of the bird feeders..so we are now using our grocery money on bird food to keep him happy..if he doesn't get fed, then he CHIRPS at the top of his puny lungs at 5:00 in the morning...
"Unngghh...what is that?"
" Honey, it's Chippendale...he is hanging upside down by his tail screaming at us from the bird feeder because it's empty...this is worse than having a baby, I think."
Of course if we had a baby I would have just given him some BEER and he would still be sleeping..
(If you are not reading my blog then you are going to think I am serious, so you are going to need to go back a few installments and catch up and realize I was being extremely facetious.)

Yesterday was my computer class and I am happy to announce that I was not the smart aleck in class...there was someone much more boisterous than me...In fact, I was quite tame and listened very well for the first two hours..the next five were kind of brutal..
I did learn that the laptop that I bought last year and it's software is now obsolete..I also learned that the software that we used yesterday, if I was to purchase it, will probably be obsolete today...I will never be able to keep up..Once I discovered this, I spent my time making slideshows with all of my pictures of Will...
I appear in about 4 of the 675 pictures I have taken of Will during our relationship...I guess if I get hit by the pinot grigio truck, he will have a nice remembrance of his time with HIMSELF..because it will be very easy for him to forget me...but I also know that one of my faults is teeny twinges of jealousy and I would probably come back to haunt him and whisper things in his ear like: "You aren't going to start dating her, are you? Isn't it a little soon? I just got hit two months ago..you should still be wearing black."
"Melissa Ann, go away! You can haunt me when I get home..And my sweater IS black!"
"I love you, Will! Don't be out too late!"
Oh I can just see it now..

ANYWAY..we have a very full weekend...we have dinner plans, and I am sure we need to go to Home Depot and you know, not quite sure, but Bed Bath and Beyond..you know if there's time..

Okay..I need to get to the store...Good men deserve toilet paper..(Wasn't that a book?) Plus I don't think he'll use the litter box.