Questions Questions Questions

"Mom, why can't we walk in mud?"
"Mom, why does Darth Vader have a cape but he can't fly?"
"Mom, why do you have two dads?"
"Mom, why do we have skeletons?"
"Mom, where are Max and Ruby's parents?"

"Well you can, but I don't like you to bring it in the house because I already have to clean up after your dad."
"I don't know. I bet it really makes him mad though because if anyone would want to fly, it's him."
"Well, Grandma Linda was married to Grandpa Mike, and now she's married to Grandpa John.  I am not even going to mention the guy in the middle...sigh..."
"If we didn't we would be jello, and it would be really hard to drive."
"AH-HA!"