911

That toolbox E-. He started playing techno music at 2:30 and didn't quit until 6 am.
WHAT TIME ZONE ARE YOU LIVING IN, YOU NUMB NUTS??
Now when I call 911 the local police force actually know it's me.  "Hey, Melissa, bet this is about you know who.  We can try to make him turn it down.." No, they don't actually say that, but they don't act very surprised that I'm calling for the 53rd time.
I am amazed at the levels of asshole-ness in some people. His is like a 10.  I actually think he turned the music up LOUDER from about 4 am to 5.  I think all my dreams were about The Albatross back in college. I pray it was really really important for him to have his music up that loud in the wee hours of Thursday morning. I mean I really hope it was something extra special important.  Can you think of anything legal? Can you?????

This morning I dropped the babies at daycare. Waiting on the foyer steps were FOUR, count 'em four girls for Keegan,  all older by at least a year.
He shoved his shoes and blankets at me, gave me a push towards the door and whispered, "Mom, I want you to GO."
"So Laurie, Maren ate well last night, and I will come and get them before 4 o'clock today and wait, what? You want me to go?"
"GOOD BYE MOM."  I glanced up and he had already nestled himself on the couch with ALL FOUR of them.
ALERT! ALERT!  What is going on here?  Why is my 4 year old pushing me out the door? Who are all these girls?  Why does the 7 year old look like she just got done shooting an ad campaign for Lancome?
Where did he get this love of older women...
Wait a minute..
"Alright, I'm going. I don't want to cramp your style here. But your bedroom door will stay open, and I will be taking your phone at 8 pm."
He was already engrossed in Bubble Guppies.

Maren is back to her old ways. Well she's not really old enough to have old ways, is she? But you know what I mean.  She's up twice a night. She is also chewing on everything again, so I am guessing this means more teeth. It is uncanny how one small body can produce that many teeth at once.  Is she part wolverine?  What is going to happen when she reaches puberty? I am actually scared.

Well it's quiet over at Super DJ Vodka's house so I think it's time to clean and pump up the volume. I clean the kitchen a lot better to Kanye West TURNED UP REALLY LOUD.