Dumpster Dreams

"Mom, who gave this to us?"
"Ah, no one gave us the dumpster. Dad had to rent it."
I love that Keegan thinks someone would buy us a huge ugly red dumpster that takes up our whole driveway and needs to be transported by a garbage truck.
But I am thinking that the dumpster is going to come in handy..you know I mean as long as we are paying for it, can I like dump anything I want into it? Like stupid assessments people with 1/16 my teaching experience are telling me I have to give my students? Or can I put some credit card debt in there?
Can I put a student from 7th hour in there, just to run around a few times until he's ready to settle down? OH I am just kidding!
Anyway, I LOVE throwing shit away so it's going to be GREAT for cleaning out the house.
"Hey, where did that box of old tapes of mine go of every basketball game I have ever played in since I was 2 that my dad gave me the last time I was home that will cost $45000 to convert to DVD since we don't have a VHS player and they don't even make VHS players anymore?"
"Oh I don't know.."
"Hey, um, did you see that shirt that I bought, you know the one I like to wear when I go "Country" with Bennie at the bar?"
"Nope."
"Where are my BOOTS?"
"Dunno."
This dumpster is going to be sweet.