Keeping Up With The..

As I get older, I get smarter, well, in my own mind, at least.
There are a lot of pressures in this world. I like my small world. I am trying to keep things simpler and simpler. Calmer and calmer. I am so glad to be 38.
I am sure Will is reading this and saying "WHAT? Just yesterday you were begging for Botox!!! What is wrong with you???"
Will, in my MIND I feel peaceful. I still want Botox-just a little.
Keeping up with the Jones' is an exhausting job. Have you met these people?? Sheesh
They are smarter, skinnier, savvier... They have a better, bigger, house, a better, newer, gadget, a hotter wife, a better hairstyle, a nicer boss, a better behaved child, more money in their bank account, a better way to save, a faster time, blah blah blah. The Jones' are really the SUPREME couple let me tell you...
I can honestly say I am not interested. That has been a long time coming let me tell you. I used to be too interested!!! I followed the Jones around with my tongue hanging out. I wanted to BE Melissa Jones. Ask anyone. But now I think I can say I have never been more in love, felt more thankful and blessed... (okay except for not fitting into my old jeans..I am JUST being honest!!!!!!!! Damn Mrs. Jones and her skinny ass jeans...)
I like keeping up with the Williams', really...they're enough to keep me busy..one needs to be fed as we speak, the other just got dropped off at daycare, of course we couldn't leave until we found Darth Vadar, (he was under the covers still, apparently he gets cold at night-who knew???) and the third one is convinced we can get to the State Fair on Friday to see Boyz 2 Men if we really really hurry. (How old are YOU Will? I swear I married a 15 year old..which is gross if I am 38..but kind of interesting if you're keeping up with the Williams!!)