I Would Walk 500 Miles..

So I am 38 weeks and 4 days.
If you go by my REAL due date from the doctor, I am 38 weeks and 2 days.
I prefer my made up due date. I am sorry, but when I THOUGHT I was due June 12, I couldn't convince myself to go with the June 21st date after our ultrasound in the fall.
Now as I get closer and closer, the 21st is easier to stomach. I will let you knee slap about the stomach comment, as anyone who has seen me recently, can't help noticing I look like a fat Kangaroo.
I cannot even begin to tell you how ready I am to have a daughter to carry around instead of what feels like a 30 pound watermelon.

Sadly, I am so desperate to be in labor, I went to You Tube today and watched a woman in her 40th week of pregnancy do the Ice Ice Baby song because apparently 8 hours later she went into labor.
I am downloading the song as we speak and I have enough time to get two dances in before I have to get Keegan. Just shut up.
I have also logged enough miles walking that you think she would have fallen out by now. I have tried spicy foods, sex, (poor Will just feels used), and pineapple. I even jumped up and down today. Yes, this is desperation talking.
I think what has made it so difficult to be this far along is that Keegan came at 36 weeks. That's like over two weeks ago! I am feeling overdue and that's just dumb, because I am NOT..but I am sure that's why I am having a problem.
So this was just a short blog to myself, so that I don't forget in two years how I was feeling on June 8 2010 with no baby in sight.
Speaking of baby, my song is downloaded. Gotta dance!