Oh for God's sake. Will got us new phones and I do not know how the hell to work it. In the past two days, I have managed to call and hang up on at least 10 people. People, mind you, that I haven't talked to in at least three years. Shit. How am I supposed to explain myself to the guy who used to serve me coffee at Starbuck's five years ago in Uptown who ONCE gave me his number because he had some "art" he wanted to show me. If he calls me back, I will be so embarrassed..blech.."Oh yeah Nick! How are you? It's me! Melissa, you know from Starbuck's in Uptown? I was your CUSTOMER five years ago.." shit balls..
The phone is just too much phone for me..It doesn't even have a keypad..HOW DO YOU DIAL A NUMBER FOR GOD'S SAKE??..I don't know, I am at a total loss.. But the stubborn side of me that refuses to believe I might be too OLD for this much technology refuses to give in. I am going to think of it as fate. Maybe I am supposed to reconnect with my old neighbor from 10 years ago, whose number I could never figure out how to erase from my previous three phones..
I have lots more to say, but I really shouldn't blog instead of feeding my son. That seems cruel. Why can't he learn to make his own dinner? He's almost 3! I'll be back..
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