Idiot

So I am seeing an esthetician to take years off of  my appearance.
 Being the brilliant "being" that I am, I have managed to overuse the products, so now I look like a 75 year old Basset Hound.
My wrinkles have wrinkles.
I have completely fried the shit out of my face.
Here was my thinking:  eye cream to get rid of wrinkles!  Well, if I use MORE eye cream, I bet it will get rid of them faster!!
WRONG.
Growth Factor Serum for younger looking skin!  USE MORE! Your skin will look younger FASTER!
WRONG.
I don't understand because when I was 16 and I cranked up the notches on my headgear, I got done with my braces faster....................................
it's not the same thing is it?
NO IT ISN'T, YOU EFFING MORON.
So now guess what I get to put on my face until it CALMS down?
Hydrocortisone.
Seriously.
I am so stupid sometimes that it is hard to even face myself in the mirror.
And right now I don't even recognize the ancient woman looking back at me.
Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.