Just a Few Things..

If you are looking for love and are over 55, look no further than your local Panera.
Before 11 am, you are bound to make a love connection.
I don't know why my father in law bothers with on-line dating sites when he could just throw on some pants, drive over to Panera, hunker down with a mug of java and a toasted bagel and wait for the ladies to start pouring in the door.
Pregnant women in Panera before 11 a.m. get A LOT of glares.
I am sure everyone is thinking: "Oh for crap's sake.  We went through that YEARS ago.  Go home and let us hunt for love in peace."

I will officially be on leave now as my doctor produced the necessary "proof" in letter form. I hand delivered it to my human resources department, as I wanted to make sure it didn't get lost. My doc does NOT have time to write another one; he's got his radio show to prepare for this weekend..........................................
While roaming the halls of human resources trying to find the right office, I ran across the office of my old boss. Lordy, did that send a shiver down my spine.
I prayed; "Please don't let me see- Please don't let me see-" about 50 million times because I just knew my water would break right there..Oh Lord, and then she would have had to take me to the hospital herself, and I hear she has a brand new luxury SUV and she probably would have found a way to take it out of my already non-existent pay when she'd have to have the leather seats cleaned...I was just beside myself until I could get out of there.
My mother in law's stay is coming to a close. I hate when she leaves because she is so GOOD with the kids and she even washed my floors today, which you KNOW is better than a Christmas present to me...If you really want to get on my good side..just wash the floors...seriously.
I made a stop at JoAnn, etc.. or whatever the name of that store is. I can't read the sign because the "etc" is inside the O, and I don't know if it's Jo-etc-Ann..or what..
Nice marketing.
ANYWAY, I am about to have the Halloween decorations packed up and I just wanted some Thanksgiving turkeys or pilgrims or SOMETHING to hang up because it is too early to start with the santas and snowmen.
Jo-etc was out of EVERYTHING except one little dinky tin hanging deelie that said: Harvest.
Lame.
However, I came to a frightening realization about 10 minutes in...well, first, it's that I can't walk for more than about 5 minutes without feeling like baby Brudder is pushing his way out, but EVEN MORE frightening than that was that I had filled a basket full of crap that I didn't want snd I was too tired to put it all back!
So I spent another 5 minutes trying to find a place in the store where I could put down my filled basket and waddle to the door safely.
I blame my virtual shopping.
When I shop on line, I can leave full baskets on EVERY site. I have 52 filled baskets out there right now!! No one has to put my stuff back! I just don't buy it!!!  But in the store.....oh I felt horrible.
I recommend behind the bolts of fabric.  It's very inconspicuous...


Well, I am going to get a nap in while it's quiet. All of the bed rest websites tell you to rest as much as possible. Hence the term "bed rest" I guess........