Party On!!!

Maren's first birthday party is starting in an hour and half and I have only had one Mike's Hard Lemonade.  I do not consider this alcohol.
Yesterday Will went to the 50's Rockin' Car Show on the day we were supposed to be getting ready for her party.
"Why are you going?"
"Why did you get ready for a garage sale all week?"
"You are diverting my question. The garage sale has nothing to do with you going to an old car show while I run around like my head is cut off trying to get ready for 30 people tomorrow at our house."
"You do that anyway. I'm going."
"But it doesn't make it right."
"Let's agree that we both didn't do something right and be done with it."
AAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
What is he talking about????
So Will went to the car show and I ran around like my head was cut off shopping for I don't even remember anymore.
What in the hell is the purpose of a one year olds party anyway? I have completely forgotten at this point...she won't remember it, I am stressed out and Will probably just put us into more debt by buying a '57 Chevy convertible because I pissed him off.
Yes, it's the sleep deprivation talking.
Please God, please make her teeth come in faster. Please I am begging, or at the very least, make me calmer about the fact that she doesn't want to sleep like a normal human being..OR help me invent something between a baby bjorn and a sling that allows me to get everything done that I need to AND still carry her around BECAUSE she does NOT want to be put down EVER.
I wish I was a mother monkey.
On the upside, I have really really great arms...better than Michelle Obama, I shit you not.
I am going to put out a DVD entitled:  Carry Your Baby to Scuplted Arms
Okay so I need to shower, make a dip, change, put on makeup, cover up the wrinkles, dark circles, brush my teeth and console my crying daughter all while holding her...should be GREAT TIMES...all within the next hour before people get here...I love this stage.. I do..
I am thankful..I am..Oh!  Here comes Will back from getting the cake..annnd he is still driving the same car..whew!!