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So Will bought a new car today. And his friend bought a new car too. They went together and bought new cars. Does this seem weird to you? It seems a little weird to me. The only thing I have ever bought with a girlfriend is about 4 bottles of wine at happy hour, and maybe some shoes if we were at the mall. I don't know, I am just trying to figure the whole thing out.
Granted, I think we need a bigger car for him, because if the baby and Keegan would both be sitting in the back of the Subaru, he would have to sit with his knees under his chin and I would have to control the pedals..it was probably time for him to upgrade..but the whole "car buddy" thing is just, I don't know..weird. I think they got different colors. That makes it a little bit better. If they got the same color, I don't know, I might worry it was more than just a work relationship.

So I went today and purchased Will's birthday present while I was in a healthy state of mind, so I hope he'll be pleased. Anything will top that shirt I got him post-pregnancy last time..I think it sat in his closet with the tags on it for like 2 years. "Are you ever going to wear that shirt I bought you for your birthday right after Keegan was born? I mean I know the material is a little rough, but.."
"Oh, yeah." Long pause, staring out the window. "No, no.. I am never wearing that horrible shirt."
At least he was finally honest and I bet it fetched a nice price at the Salvation Army.

Today it rained ALL day..I love rainy days when Keegan takes a long nap, so I get a long nap, and my douche bag neighbor buys a liter of vodka, binge drinks, passes out and leaves The Black Eyed Peas on HIGH BASS for three hours. Sigh.
Ernesto has been a thorn in my side ever since we moved here. He will be the reason we buy a different house. And we are going to have to figure out how to get someone to BUY this house someday when he isn't around or any deal will go right down the toilet. Would YOU want a binge drinking, mole harvesting, music abuser for a neighbor? I didn't think so. We have a few years to plan out our strategy, but it worries me...Maybe I could lure him away during a showing with vodka-filled shot glasses all the way to a dance club..hmmm...like Hansel and Gretel..just a thought..
I saw Dr. Heegaard the other day. I just love him. I love my OB. I don't LOVE LOVE him, but I like love him a lot. Is that weird? No weirder than buying cars together. I mean if Dr. Heegaard and I bought cars together, then yes, that would be weird. I agree. But you know what I am saying right?
The only thing that bothered me was that during my baby check-up he kept patting my shoulder in a sympathetic way..WHY? WHY are you doing that Dr. Heegaard? Do I look that BAD? I almost asked him.."What's up with the patting, do you know something I don't? " but I just left it alone. He has a nice pat.
Well, 32 weeks and counting! Here we go! The home stretch. Literally. You can figure that out for yourself!